Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's the holiest insect?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?