Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Where does food go to take a nap?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why can you never find the number nine?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do mice do when they're at home?