Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a doll's favorite car?

How are mountains able to see?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?