Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why was the mime upset?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why was the math book sad?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

People are so hard on car mechanics.