What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?