What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a small mom?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
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