What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do chips wear socks?
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