What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?