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Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?