What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
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