What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
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