What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
How do you organize a space party?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
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