Why do math teachers love March?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which president loved to take baths?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why was the mime upset?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?