What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What day is your mom always right?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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