What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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