What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?