What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
If you need help building an ark..
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What time is your dentist appointment?
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