What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why was the cat so small?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
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