Where do ants go to eat?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How do bears keep cool?