Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?