Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did summer say to spring?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the window need an aspirin?