Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What dogs are always lying to you?
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