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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What animal likes to party the most?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Families are like fudge.

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?