Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which big cat loves to drive?
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