What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call hiking college students?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
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