Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What does winter fat turn into?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?