What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are winter days great?
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