What do Scottish toads play?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Which insect is the smartest?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?