What do dogs order at coffee shops?

A book just fell on my head.

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you call hiking college students?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?