Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?