Which animals make the best football players?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?