What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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