What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the confused bee say?
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