What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
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