What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do horses reside?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are goats so funny?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
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