Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do insects learn at school?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?