What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
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Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do insects learn at school?
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What type of bat doesn't fly?
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What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
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