What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the noisiest food?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
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