What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call an old snowman?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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