Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the snake name his daughter?
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