Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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