Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What bird is always sad?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?