Why do crabs never give to charity?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is a robot's favorite snack?