Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?