What do trees wear to the lake?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

How does a penguin build its house?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.