What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?