How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?