Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
When do cows get tired?
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