Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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