Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which animals make the best football players?
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