What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Where do termites go camping?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?