Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How did the mermaid call her friends?