How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?