What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did one plate say to the other?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

I'm not a bad putter.

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Which insect is the smartest?