What do cows say when you milk them?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What kind of bee do teachers love?