Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call an old snowman?
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