Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
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What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
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Where do chips wear socks?
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