What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?