Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do you grill cheese?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?