Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?