Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
Why are puppies so flexible?
How long do chickens work?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
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