What do you call octopus twins?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why are trees always so positive?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What cartoon character loves insects?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What's the friendliest pen?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.