What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Which animal will never go bald?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why was the bunny upset?