Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What did one plate say to the other?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which president loved to take baths?
What color are all the books in the library?
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