What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the turkey join the band?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

It's Crowded!

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?