Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
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