Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
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