Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?