What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the sickly elevator say?
When does a horse talk?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?