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Why was the fish so smart?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?