What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
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What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
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