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Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

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What did the mama goat say to her child?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

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Why did the echo get detention?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?