What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call the dog magician?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
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