What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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