What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
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What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the musician arrested?
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