What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
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What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
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