What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the mime upset?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call an old snowman?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
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