Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why do two skunks argue?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why do cows wear bells?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?