What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the hostess name her daughter?