What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

When do astronauts eat?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.