What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's good for both poker and theater?
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