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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's the opposite of irony?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?