Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What stories are told by basketball players?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How do birds threaten one another?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?