What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do cows go to New York?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?