Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?