Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which family member has tusks?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?