What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?