What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?