What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?