What part of a football field is never the same?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

If you need help building an ark..

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?