Why did the goal post get angry?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the pen say to the pencil?