Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How does a witch play loud music?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What animal always goes to heaven?