Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What animal makes the best lunches?