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What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do Scottish toads play?

What does a panda ghost say?