What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
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What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
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