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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?