Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why is summer always sad?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?