What do elves learn in school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call the pig that does karate?