What color are all the books in the library?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do elves learn in school?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call an old snowman?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is the definition of Robin?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What was the first animal in space?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?