What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?