Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Where do horses reside?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?