What did the Dorito say to his son?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Which relative loves rice?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

It's allergy season again?