What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the slowest 5k?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the most masculine animal?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
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