When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
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