Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the coach go to the bank?