What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

When do mice play every day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?