When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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