Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How did the toad die?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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