Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What's E.T. short for?
How does a taco bless the table?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
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