Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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