Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
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What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the loudest sport?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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