Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?