What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?