Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call an old snowman?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?