What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?