What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?