Why are winter days great?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which insect makes the best father?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?