What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What reads and lives in an apple?
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