What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's the slowest 5k?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What are you studying in math?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?