Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?