Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What is the coolest country?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?