What part of a fish weighs the most?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

It's allergy season again?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is a king's favorite weather?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?