Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the sick chicken say?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

A book just fell on my head.

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why do cats give such great massages?