Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?