What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
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What was the first animal in space?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What animals love to close envelopes?
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Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the goal post get angry?
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