Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?