Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?