Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?