What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What kind of music do planets like?