What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do actors go to pray?
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are skeletons so calm?
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