Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?