What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?