What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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