What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What words make the best athletes?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?