What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What shape is bad at driving?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?