What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who invented fractions?
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