What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
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