Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why do math teachers love March?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?