What's the laziest vegetable?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do bees buzz?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?