Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?