Why did the barber win the race?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?