Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?