How do fall and winter say hello?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?