Why is spring the oddest season?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do bees gossip?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?