Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How do snowmen get information?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?