What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Who invented fractions?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the spider so smart?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?