Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Where do chips wear socks?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?