Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Where do termites go camping?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?