What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?