What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.