What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?