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A nervous wreck.
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Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
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