What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What are you studying in math?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are the mountains so tired?
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