What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
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