What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which plant has the best roar?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a small mom?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?